// Corp-Memo No. 404 · RE: your data (all zero bytes of it)
Privacy policy: we can’t sell your data, because we don’t have any
The whole game runs in your browser. There is no account to create, no analytics script, no ad network and no cookies. This page explains exactly what happens to data — and what doesn’t.
Free · no sign-up · no ads · nothing leaves your browser
Click a square when it happens. Line, then blackout. The meeting continues regardless.
// How it works
Three steps to a better meeting
Pick a pack, get a card
Satirical phrase packs for meetings, video calls, all-hands and more — or paste your own list. Every card is randomized and printable.
Mark squares as they happen
Someone says "let's circle back"? Stamp it. First to a full row, column or diagonal wins. Fill the whole card and you have officially survived the meeting.
Print cards or share a link
Print distinct cards for the room, or copy one link so everyone in the video call plays the exact same card. Brag responsibly.
Running it live
- Same card for everyone: hit "Copy share link" — everyone who opens it gets an identical card, so the first BINGO is fair.
- Different cards: everyone mashes "New card" instead — more chaos, fair enough.
- Appoint a caller: print the call sheet, hand it to the one person who actually reads the agenda.
- Punch up, not down: the squares roast the jargon, never the people. That's the whole etiquette section.
// The packs
Eight flavors of workplace nonsense
Meeting Bingo
The all-purpose survival kit
- "Let's take this offline"
- "Quick win"
- "Time check? (30 seconds in)"
Video Call Bingo
Zoom, Teams, Meet
- "You're on mute"
- "Sorry, I was frozen"
- Doorbell rings
Buzzword Bingo
Classic jargon, since 1994
- Synergy
- "Move the needle"
- "30,000-foot view"
AI Buzzword Bingo
The 2026 expansion pack
- Agentic AI
- "The model hallucinated"
- Vibe coding
All-Hands & HR Bingo
Town halls & culture updates
- "We're like a family here"
- Pizza party to celebrate
- Mandatory fun
Standup & Sprint Bingo
Dev & PM survival grid
- "Works on my machine"
- "Still in review"
- Prod is down
Earnings Call Bingo
Quarterly theater
- Headwinds
- "Cautiously optimistic"
- Adjusted EBITDA
Conference Bingo
Networking events & offsites
- "Thought leader"
- Weak venue Wi-Fi
- "Let's connect on LinkedIn"
The short version
Corporate Bingo is a static website. When you close the tab, nothing you did here exists anywhere except in your own browser. We have no database, no sign-up, no analytics, no advertising and no cookies.
What stays in your browser
Your preferences and your custom phrase lists are saved in your browser’s local storage under one key (cb.settings): the pack you picked, the card size, the card title, the free-square setting, and any phrases you pasted into Your list. This never leaves your device. To delete it, clear site data for this website in your browser settings — that removes everything, because there is nothing else.
Share links
When you click Copy share link, the card’s configuration (pack, size, seed, title, or your custom phrases) is encoded into the link itself. We never receive it — the link goes straight from your clipboard to whoever you paste it to. Note the obvious: anyone who has the link can see the card, including any custom phrases you put in it, so don’t encode anything you wouldn’t read out loud in the meeting.
What our hosting provider sees
The site is served as static files by a commercial hosting provider (Cloudflare). As with any web server, the provider processes standard technical request data — your IP address, browser type and the time of the request — for security and operational purposes, under Cloudflare’s own privacy policy. We don’t add anything to this, we don’t look at individual visits, and we have no way to identify anyone from the game state, because the game state never reaches the server.
Third parties
There are none. No analytics, no ad networks, no embedded content, no social pixels, and no font CDNs — the typefaces are served from this site’s own address.
Printing and clipboard
Printing and “copy” actions are handled entirely by your browser and operating system. Nothing related to them is sent to us.
Children
This is workplace satire for a general audience and is not directed at children. We don’t collect data from anyone, of any age.
Your rights
Because no personal data ever reaches us, there is nothing for us to export, correct or delete on your behalf — you are in sole custody of your own data. Your browser’s “clear site data” control is the complete and final deletion mechanism.
Changes to this policy
If the site ever adds a feature that changes this picture (for example accounts or paid team packs), this page will be updated and the change will be described here in plain language.
Contact
This project does not yet operate a contact inbox. A working contact address will be published here (and in the Terms) as soon as the project’s custom domain is live. Until then, this page and the site’s actual behavior are the complete documentation.
// FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Do you track who visits the site?
No. There is no analytics script, no logging on our side, no cookies and no advertising. The site is a set of static files; the game runs entirely in your browser after load.
Where do my custom phrases go?
Nowhere. Phrases you paste into Your list are stored in your browser’s local storage and used to build your cards locally. They are never uploaded. They are only visible to other people if you personally send them a share link that contains them.
What do share links reveal?
Exactly the card: pack, size, seed, title and, if you used them, your custom phrases. Anyone with the link sees the same card. There is no server record of who created or opened a link.
Do you use cookies?
No. The only browser storage used is local storage for your own preferences, which you can wipe with your browser’s “clear site data” control at any time.